LAUGH MATTERS WITH DR LEE
1.Las Las school no be scam because I can still remember the 3 types of soil. Standing soil, Loaning soil and Claiming soil.
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2. Break upπ can really damage your health. I remember the time my babe break up with me while I was on my way to pick my nephew in Pre-school, I came home with a wrong childπ♂π€£π€£π€£π€£
3. Who else while growing up once wished spider bite ur hand so u cn become spider manπ€£π€£π€£π€£
4.There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" π♂π
5. Somebody can not dial wrong number in this country and a celebrity or a politician picks, must it always be an abokki man?π’π’ππ
6.Nothing breaks my heart like my neighbour who has an ugly daughter and keep calling me my inlaw... Can u imagine??*
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7.In Nigeria, we don't measure salt while cooking, we just sprinkle it til d spirit of our ancestors whispers
"Its okay my child"π
8.You cannot reject food in your own house because you are angry with your wife.*
*Firstly, The wife is yours, 2ndly, the food is yours and finally, the anger is yours.*
*So Whatever you chose to do with them is up to you.πtransfer the anger to the food and eat the food angrily.*π€£
9.No matter how cute u are, u will always look stupid when eating SUGARCANE ππππ
10. No matter the amount of weed Satan smokes. he can never be the most high π
11.It's sad you will text a girl from an iPhone X and she'll ignore with infinix or techno, at least respect the source BIKO π.ππ
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12. My brother hustle hard ooo, make you no use iPhone ringtone for Nokia 310ππππ
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